NED

Ned started life as a baby but from an early age he became a child and began to discover things- one of the first things he discovered was that if he used his special box he could make worms brown. His whole childhood became a period of learning, development of scientifically aging and cautiously growing- first into a teenager and then later into a man. As he was aging Ned found that he could make something called Basstones and that as these expanded rapidly they could be arranged into lines and forced into songs. To begin with he tried –with a keyboard- to force Basstones into songs with experimental, avant-garde, garage outfit The Expelled but eventually found that he needed an instrument change to the instrument Bass Guitar. With the Bass Guitar he found that the Basstones could be more densely packed enabling more lineforce with which to get them into songs.

He then formed a band called Moist with which to practice his Basstone experiments. With Moist he found increasing success forcing more basstones into songs than ever before. Eventually though he was to prove a victim of his own success and the songs of Moist began to collapse due to the sheer mass and weight of the Basstones that he had managed to force into them. Ned began a period of intense research in isolation until,

Then, as now, he realised the time was right for PLANQUEZ.